You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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