no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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