How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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