I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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