I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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