We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Soap is not a condiment
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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