i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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