yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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