Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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