White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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