worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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