Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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