we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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