One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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