Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
