that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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