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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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