Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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