how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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