Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize