May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My vagina just clenched in fear
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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