found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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