Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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