Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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