My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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