He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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