idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point