he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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