You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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