is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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