that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I need to calm my uterus...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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