I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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