Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook