So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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