Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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