This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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