you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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