you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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