capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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