So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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