The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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