alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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