nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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