i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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