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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The power of my boobs compel you
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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