I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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