Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he thought i was a dude.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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