This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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