i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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