So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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