Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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