I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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