I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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